Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Xorg in Talks with United Federation of Panets

This report just in from our Lunchtime Correspondent, Edna Buckette

His Wonderfulness El Xorg, Founder, Chairman and Chief Executive of Xorg Inter-Galactic greets a delegation from the United Federation of Planets.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Ambassador Guinan were visiting to attend talks aimed at promoting better relations between the 29th Dimension and the corporeal world. “I know we can make this work,” said Captain Picard. “I have long been an admirer of Xorg and I have full confidence that his outreach mission will bear fruit.”
“You needn’t have dressed for dinner Jean-Lucy, baby. We’re only having sausages,” was Xorg’s immediate response although he refused to commit either way as to whether or not he could see his way clear to re-opening the trans-dimensional matrix.
“Dammit. If I’d worn my chinos, I bet you lot’d be all dolled up in yer gladrags. I knew it! Always the same!” muttered Picard. Ambassador Guinan made no comment beyond the sound of her eyebrows being raised.
The Federation has until now resisted formal ties with the 29th Dimension, fearing a rupture in the space-time continuum if they were to overlook the as yet unexplored intervening dimensions. Opponents of the process suspect Xorg’s true motives are to gain access to the Federation’s warp technology. Xorg’s search for a reliable chronosynclastic infundibulator has been well-documented and a warp emulator has been mooted.

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