Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Helix Pomatia Apprehended In Flagrante Delicto

Ugh. Our garden has been under attack from snails (helix pomatia) once again. These two little blighters were discovered this morning lying engorged after sating their guzzling appetites on a pot containing three young Dahlias. Judgment has been swift and certain.
My preferrred option is to deal with these pests organically i.e. throw them over the hedge at the back into the road where they can take their chances with a passing bus or joyrider. But their invasiveness has been such that we shall have to resort to merciless all-out warfare involving weapons of mass destruction of a chemical or biological nature.

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