Thursday, 29 April 2010

Mosquitos 6 v. Xorg 1

Furshugginer. We're off to a bad start in the battle against the mozzies. A lamentable case of complacency, I am sorry to say. Left the window open, forgot about plugging in the electric doodad thingummyjig. So they got me, pardner. However, I did claim one victim yesterday with the swatter - quite satisfying actually as the little blighter was totallly ensquasherated in the swatter in one swift blow.
A full Strategic Defense Initiative is now in place comprising electrified devices, chemical sprays and regular monitoring procedures. And the swatter remains close at hand. We shall fight them on the veranda, we shall fight them in the bedroom, we shall never surrender and so forth...

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