Now That's What I Call An Argument, Vol.97

First Gentleman: The classical methodology of the rational dialectic is our only road to truth. Don't try to deny it!

Second Gentleman: You and your dialectic. Mindless repetition of the post-Enlightenment meta-narrative! You have to start with radical doubt; post-structuralism is just classical sceptical thought cast in the language of semiotics!

First Gentleman: You've got a point there.

Second Gentleman: Good of you to say so.

First Gentleman: Fancy a pint?

Second Gentleman: I don't mind if I do.