We have had not a few problems with this here building project, several of them pretty basic involving the failure to follow a plan and/or use a tape measure. But what has made it almost impossible to deal with has been the mental condition of the builder. He is a nutter.
To give you some idea of the tense nature of our dealings with this nitwit, presented herewith is my first attempt at what I'm told the youngsters of today call a 'mashup'. It features the sounds of the builder doing his nut after being questioned about some of the series of incompetencies committed by him and his employees.