tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45574434188178312412024-03-05T18:41:50.386+00:0029th Dimension...The Home of Xorg Inter-Galactic Inc.Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.comBlogger783125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-59777391278846366752013-12-05T11:00:00.001+00:002013-12-05T12:26:04.842+00:00Merry Christmas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Merry Christmas! Out upon Merry Christmas! What's Christmas Time to you
but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a
year older and not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and
having every item in ’em through a round dozen of months, presented dead
against you? If I could work my will," said Scrooge, indignantly,
"every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas' on his lips, should
be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through
his heart. He should!"</span></div>
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Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-50945338121896987812013-11-28T10:26:00.004+00:002013-11-29T09:04:32.046+00:00Alex Salmond<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">This Scottish Nationalist chappie Alex Salmond gives me the pip. He wants a divorce but expects to keep all the future income from an enterprise - North Sea oil - which was a joint venture funded by the UK as a whole. Meanwhile, he expects to have access to The UK's financial reserves and expertise in currency management through retaining Sterling. Presumably he would be content to take some of the structural deficit and National Debt as well. He hopes to retain the (arguable) benefits of a nuclear deterrent but without the inconvenience of it. He expects to retain membership of the EU by virtue of the UK's membership, ignoring the possibility that the UK intends to renegotiate the terms of membership and perhaps withdraw. Meanwhile he forgets that the legality is that if Scotland were truly independent it would have to apply to join the EU as such and gain the agreement of all the EU member states to Scotland's accession, which would be conditional on an undertaking to adopt the Euro as its currency. And he expects people in Scotland to vote for Independence based only on these and other hopes and intentions, none of which will have been agreed upon with the UK at the time of the referendum.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">He's a plonker driven by some outmoded notion of nationalism which is totally irrelevant in today's pluralist society which is governed essentially by a globalised neo-liberalist capitalist economic system transcending such anachronistic and sentimental concepts of nation-state boundaries. Salmond, and other nationalists of whatever ilk, should take George Orwell's advice# and separate his emotional questions of identity from his mental processes and allow them to sit side by side with reality.</span></div>
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Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-10634491376943441432013-11-23T07:45:00.000+00:002013-11-23T07:45:00.150+00:00Η Κτηματολόγιο<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Xorg Inter-Galactic are pleased to announce the inaugural presentation of the Most Useless Land Registry In The World Award. Step forward the Cyprus <a href="http://www.moi.gov.cy/MOI/DLS/dls.nsf/dmlindex_en/dmlindex_en?OpenDocument">Department of Lands and Surveys</a>! Regular readers will be aware of our ongoing struggle to get our overseas estate properly registered with the authorities here. A long story, but suffice it to say that it has been labyrinthine if not Kafkaesque. (Kafka would not have held out the tantalising prospect that there might be a conclusion). We have been back and forth, paid fees, been back and forth again and even done some photocopying for them, but still the Land Registry have not managed to sign off the title deeds. El Presidente was promised on her last visit that the documents would be ready for her next visit but, no, nada, not ready yet. This time around we helped them out by going into the office and actually moving the file from one room to another in order to get some stuff signed. Sadly, that is where it has remained and we are promised for the fourth time that the deeds will be ready for our next visit. Meanwhile, despite the property not being registered we have had to pay the Property Tax... </span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-23601977159353293582013-11-23T07:18:00.000+00:002013-11-23T07:18:24.029+00:00Economic Intervention<div style="text-align: justify;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs-IjITCeuGnpMs27sxlXNY3rHtUidXipKtK8DfN2b0Dxy5LuVdOqs7YM2QCv_kcAQhNh4kjJM7kp1ylK2Wr-8rv6RYbGzRSkxci77qFIgn7VAYIyZr7C9TmPRg3EbxRGiI26I3vKae5mY/s1600/IMG_9207.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs-IjITCeuGnpMs27sxlXNY3rHtUidXipKtK8DfN2b0Dxy5LuVdOqs7YM2QCv_kcAQhNh4kjJM7kp1ylK2Wr-8rv6RYbGzRSkxci77qFIgn7VAYIyZr7C9TmPRg3EbxRGiI26I3vKae5mY/s200/IMG_9207.JPG" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We continue to do our bit to inject some life into the Cyprus economy, providing further employment to our good friend Mixalaki the plumber. The auxiliary water tank which was installed some years ago when Cyprus was in the grip of a drought developed a leak because of a faulty valve. Mixalaki duly fixed the valve but on consideration, and taking account of the fact that the water in the auxiliary tank tended to get a bit pongy as it wasn't being used, it was decided to isolate it altogether. This meant having to empty it of 30 metric tonnes of water and at this point we discovered that the drains were blocked again, so Mixalaki had to sort that out first. Any road up it all got done eventually and we now have an empty isolated tank sitting there. Mixalaki advises that when he finds a use for it, he'll take it away but there being little building work going on this might not happen just yet. Any road up, our next visit will involve a considerable amount of reinstatement investment. <span style="font-size: x-small;">(Picture shows Mixalaki engaged in negotiations with EL Presidente, whilst Old Foghorn from downstairs faffs about).</span></span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-79559702869277027392013-11-20T15:36:00.003+00:002013-11-20T15:36:37.438+00:00Works Outings<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Entertainments Committee would like to apologise for the death of the ex-President of Cyprus, Glafcos Clerides. Whilst not unexpected, the poor timing of his demise led to the cancellation of two planned excursions. Old Glefcos curled his toes up at 6pm on Friday and this prompted The Powers That Be to close all Government Offices and cancel all public engagements for two days. Consequently the demonstration on Sunday by the <i>Rithmos Dance Association</i> of 'Dances from Around the World' got the kybosh, much to the disappointment of the Xorg Inter-Galactic Terpsichoral Society. To make matters worse, the performance that evening by <i>The Old Company Choir of the Union of Cypriot Pensioners</i> (featuring a tribute to Mikis Theodorakis) also got the chop, much to chagrin of the Old Codgers' Sub-Group. But that is the way of things; our lives hang by threads such as these. </span> </div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-19062218015815005912013-11-20T09:40:00.000+00:002013-11-20T09:41:04.326+00:00Social Mobility<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">John Major and David Cameron have been making utterances about 'social mobility'. Mr Major says he is shocked that the upper echelons of society are dominated by the privately educated (codewords for Eton/Oxford toffs, presumably). Major of course is the only known example of someone who ran away from the circus to become an accountant and subsequently a very boring and somewhat inept Prime Minister. Cameron meanwhile says that it is for the working class to show aspiration, ambition and enterprise and thus to climb the social hierarchy. He too is somewhat inept but merely vacuous rather than boring. Whereas Major had to use cunning and duplicity to rise through the political ranks, Cameron merely had to rely on the old boy network as he was already in the upper echelons.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A big problem with all this talk of social mobility is that, by definition, in a globalised neo-liberalist economy we can't all be at the top even if we all have the ability or inclination to get to the top. The political system reflects this model of competitive market forces, as does the social hierarchy.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meanwhile, you have to ask yourself who has the most to lose from a structural change to bring about a 'classless' society? One where nepotism, money, low cunning and duplicity do not determine outcomes and where we have ditched the concept of the 'upper echelons'? Obviously, it is those in the 'upper echelons', sometimes known as the 'ruling class'. And how would those in the ruling class fend off resentment and potential revolution from those in the working class? Apart from oppression and violence, that is. Easy peasy, by persuading those in the lower orders that they too could join the 'upper echelons' through aspiration, ambition and enterprise (cunning and duplicity coming in handy too, although this is left unsaid).So what you do is come up with this idea of 'social mobility' and you allow sufficient numbers to rise up the greasy pole to make it credible. What you don't do is restructure the political, social and economic system so that class is not an issue and there are no 'upper echelons'. </span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-13297034554461876602013-11-15T20:43:00.000+00:002013-11-15T20:44:15.128+00:00Books<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Eminent Victorians - Lytton Strachey</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Strachey exposes the hypocrisy, obtuse attitudes and prejudices of key figures (and contextual events) of the Victorian era who had hitherto been considered role models. Feet of clay irreverently exposed.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">P G Wodehouse - Damsel in Distress</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A farcical pastiche of Shakespearean plotting involving false identities, buffoons, dithering idiots, and smart women. Plus silly names.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">J D Salinger - Catcher in The Rye</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Written in 1951 (ish), and concerning adolescent angst, alienation, confused identity and rebellion. Consequently we get vulgar language, blasphemy, the undermining of family values and lying. No wonder American conservatives want it banned - even now</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">. I liked it.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">P G Wodehouse - Ukridge</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Not exactly a novel, but several short stories that follow on from each other. Hilarious in places and the usual wonderful language. And silly names. You get the feeling that Wodehouse is having fun while writing and breaking off now and then for a jolly good chortle.</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
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Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-70914950837396591552013-11-13T08:08:00.000+00:002013-11-18T16:23:12.153+00:00David Cameron: Evil or Stupid?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Maybe it's simple ignorance resulting from his sheltered upbringing and cossetted existence. When you've inherited £30 million from your father and your wife is set to collect another £25 million when her Baronet daddy pops his clogs, you might understandably have an insular view of life and fail to grasp what's going on around you. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Here he is, speaking at The Lord Mayor's banquet at a gilded lectern, dressed in white tie and tails echoing his Bullingdon Club attire, telling us that we must expect austerity measures to continue for years to come. Just a tad insensitive there, Dave. He mangled a metaphor about 'robbing Peter to pay Paul' hoping to illustrate that you can't use taxpayers' money to improve living standards. The idea, Dave, is that you collect higher taxes from those with loadsamoney and redistribute it to those with hardly enough to live on, not that you take it from those without enough money to live on and give it to those without enough money to live on. Democratic societies generally use a progressive income tax system to facilitate a redistribution of wealth, Dave, so bung the top rate of tax up to 60% and save us all a lot of grief.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Mr Cameron also babbled on about teaching capitalism, and promoting business and enterprise in schools. He seems not to have noticed that capitalism failed in 2008 when the relentless and unregulated pursuit of profit caused the financial system to collapse, and that it was State intervention - which he would call a socialist measure - was needed to rescue it. If Governments had stuck to capitalist 'principles' the banks would have been left to fail, not nationalised and propped up with 'Quantitative Easing'. And this from a chap who, apparently, has a degree in Politics, Philosophy and Economics. Perhaps that results from the practice, initiated and promoted by a Conservative Government, of teaching to the exam rather than actually learning anything.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Bugger off, Dave.</span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-28968758453397408872013-11-10T20:36:00.003+00:002013-11-10T20:36:22.845+00:00Works Outings<i><b>Entertainments Officer Doris Orifice writes:</b> </i><br />
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It's been an exciting couple of weeks for the Xorg Inter-Galactic Works Outing Sub-Committee and we've enjoyed a number of fab and groovy musical trips.</div>
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It was off to the massive shed known as the O2 Arena in Greenwich for a gig by the inimitable <a href="https://petergabriel.com/live/">Peter Gabriel</a>, who still works and performs according to his own criteria. The centrepiece of the show was a performance of Gabriel's hit album 'SO' and Gabriel recruited a top-notch band for the job, who had played on the original album. Some new songs and Greatest Hits bracketed 'SO', culminating with a dazzling if mystifying special effects finale. We assume Mr Gabriel knows what it all means.</div>
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;">****</span></span>. One star deducted for the O2's crap acoustics.</div>
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Next stop was the Festival Hall for a concert by the London Philharmonic Orchestra of works by Francis Poulenc and Sergei Prokofiev. The Prokofiev symphony is commendable but not outstanding although the LPO did it justice. Poulenc's piano concerto was performed with some verve, but this piece is something of a satire - Poulenc threw in all sorts of stuff and I suspect he was having a laugh. But everything was put into the shade by the performance of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quemnTLY3fE">Poulenc's 'Stabat Mater'</a> for which the LPO was joined by a 100-voice choir. This is one of the most beautiful and dramatic pieces of music ever written.<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div>
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Back to the Festival Hall a week later for a concert by the BBC Concert Orchestra, and others, of <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/live-music-reviews/10414781/Frank-Zappas-200-Motels-Royal-Festival-Hall-review.html">Frank Zappa's '200 Motels'</a>. This is something we have waited 42 years to hear, the original premiere having been banned by the Powers That Be at the Albert Hall on grounds of obscenity.The chumps missed the point that this is a satire of life on the road with a rock band, but is meanwhile serious classical music. Thankfully, the world has now caught up with Mr Zappa and so Bob's yer uncle. A truly wonderful piece of music, very ably performed. It was recorded by the BBC and is currently available on the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03h3kk5">BBC iPlayer</a>.</div>
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">*****!!!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">(The Committee would like to apologise for the trip to Larnaca Municipal Theatre for a performance by the Larnaca Police Band and the Choir of the Progressive Movement. This was every bit as dreadful as the<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZDpejzhb6E"> previous occasion</a> on which he heard this bunch of tone deaf clods. They still don't tune their instruments beforehand.)</span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-7339388984282011382013-11-09T12:31:00.000+00:002013-11-09T12:33:20.910+00:00Damien Hirst: Plagiarist<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Damien Hirst has always been a deliberately controversial artist and one could say that the whole basis of his work is to provoke. Pickled animals and so forth, outrageously expensive items, sausages, a beach ball, ashtrays, bits of junk stuck together in a frame, <i>and many more</i>. It seems all he has to do is put it all together nicely and give it a weird or clever name and people will lap it up. Fair enough - whether or not you or I agree that this is art is irrelevant: he says it is, his customers agree and they buy it. *</div>
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But I think we may have rumbled him and his <a href="http://www.damienhirst.com/artworks/catalogue?p=5&radiogroup_view=view_as_thumbs&category=1">'Spot Paintings'</a>.</div>
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He's made squillions out of these. Moreover, he employs underlings to churn them out for him and he's flogged them for up to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/06/12/arts/design/Damien-Hirsts-Spot-Prices.html?_r=0">$3.5 million</a>. But he pinched the idea from an unknown and no doubt underpaid designer at the Clarvan Corporation (see picture). They called the pattern 'Mardi Gras' and it was used on a variety of kitchen products manufactured using 'Vinylite' plastic from the Bakelite Corporation, part of Union Carbide. Perhaps Mr Hirst is making an ironic post-modernist statement. Or not. But luckily for Mr Hirst the Clarvan Corporation is now defunct otherwise he might be facing legal action for copyright infringement.</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">[* for an erudite discussion on what art might or might not be, check out <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00729d9">Grayson Perry's Reith Lectures</a>]</span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-71091744451507938682013-11-08T15:41:00.001+00:002013-11-08T15:42:33.190+00:00Why Convert to an Academy?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Of course, the main incentive for a school to become an Academy is financial. The school gets the proportion of funding that might otherwise have gone to the Local Education Authority (LEA) so, if your LEA hitherto took 15% your school gets a 15% increase in finance. But the Academy now has to pay directly for services previously provided by the LEA (payroll, training, advisers, insurance etc) so you need to do your sums carefully. The Academy is also free to drop the National Curriculum, and becomes a 'Publicly Funded Independent School'. (Meanwhile, Michael Gove buggers about with the National Curriculum so that maintained schools won't know whether they are coming or going). So essentially, the policy aims to move schools from the public sector under Local Authorities, to the independent sector - a cynic might term this privatisation by another name.</div>
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The justification for this is, of course, ideological but it is claimed that the aim is to 'raise standards'. However, if you were to check OFSTED's recent statistics you would find that <a href="http://www.ofsted.gov.uk/resources/latest-official-statistics-maintained-school-inspections-and-outcomes">78% of maintained</a> (i.e. LEA schools) have been assessed as 'Good' or 'Outstanding' whereas only <a href="http://www.ofsted.gov.uk/resources/official-statistics-independent-school-inspections-and-outcomes-including-regulation-compliance">62% of independent</a> schools are assessed as 'Good' or 'Outstanding'. This would suggest that becoming independent is more likely to lower standards.</div>
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But no. This is where Michael Gove and his Band of Devious Bastards have worked the trick - you shift the good or outstanding maintained schools into the independent sector and Bingo your ideology is justified as the independent sector shows a rapid raising of standards!</div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-29128383423325461142013-11-08T09:21:00.001+00:002013-11-08T09:21:12.186+00:00Where's Todd?Todd is currently assisting Ringo Starr. <a href="http://www.todd-rundgren.com/tr-tour.html">Buenos Aires</a> tonight and tomorrow.<br />
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<br />Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-73355117504922187052013-11-07T22:44:00.001+00:002013-11-07T22:44:37.241+00:00Allman Brothers: Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival 2013CD/DVD/Blu-Ray released in the UK 18 November<br />
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Here's my MP's response to my enquiry about the justification for and expenditure on Margaret Thatcher's funeral (see <a href="http://xorg-29thdimension.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/burying-thatcher.html">earlier post</a>). I'll let you be the judge of whether or not it is satisfactory.<br />
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Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-90503480913696509962013-04-23T07:46:00.000+01:002013-04-23T16:23:53.419+01:00World Book Day: Books Wot I Been Reading<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It being <a href="http://www.unesco.org/new/en/unesco/events/prizes-and-celebrations/celebrations/international-days/world-book-and-copyright-day-2013/">UNESCO World Book Day</a>, here's a note of the books I've read in the past couple of weeks whilst lounging about in the Mediterranean Springtime include:</div>
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<b>Lucky Jim - Kingsley Amis</b></div>
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Amusing and nicely plotted, Amis takes the mickey out of university intelligentsia and other pompous and pretentious arty-farty types. He throws in some excellent farcical episodes and includes an insight into romance. The humour has a lot in common with P G Wodehouse, i.e. a slightly dim chap getting himself into an unnecessary tangle, until he eventually realise he should just be straightforward.</div>
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<b>Something Fresh - P G Wodehouse</b></div>
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The Master. This is the first story in the 'Blandings' series. Wodehouse never fails to entertain and like Jane Austen, it is not so much the plot that matters - you can generally figure how things are going to turn out - but the language and the way he gets there is what counts. I find myself re-reading passages because I enjoy them so much. In this book, Lord Emsworth is not the central character but he and his idiosyncratic world of Blandings Castle are what provide the <i>mise-en-scène.</i> Emsworth comes into his own later in the series.<i><br /></i></div>
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[PS: The recent BBC TV adaptation was OK in its own way, but not a patch on the real thing. Inevitably for a TV series some characters were re-drawn and story lines were conflated but c'est la vie, what?]</div>
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<b>The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald</b></div>
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Poetic and lyrical in his style of writing, and mysterious at first while you try to figure out what is going on. As the narrative progresses, the characters become less and less likeable as their selfishness, hypocrisy, vanity and fickleness is revealed. The concept of 'The American Dream' is revealed to be a tad hollow and inevitably rooted in corruption, and thus it is most ironic that Gatsby's good qualities i.e. his love and loyalty towards Daisy, are what lead to his demise. Meanwhile, Buchanan's bad qualities are what enable him and Daisy to get away. </div>
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<b>The Kraken Wakes - John Wyndham</b></div>
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Apocalyptic alien invasion! An interesting aspect of the narrative is that the aliens are never explained or even described beyond the means by which they induce terror and destruction. And we are never really told what their motivation is beyond speculation by the human protagonists. Meanwhile, in the course of the book, Wyndham takes several well-aimed swipes at the media and at politicians.<b> </b>It's curious when you consider some of the crap films that get made these days that no one has yet adapted this book for the screen.<b><br /></b></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-53380201460190241862013-04-20T09:19:00.001+01:002013-04-20T09:19:24.971+01:00Thatcher, Saviour of the OUA letter in today's <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/letters/letters-on-planet-gove-more-means-better-8580326.html">Independent</a> which argues that no one is ALL bad:<br />
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<i>Insofar as comment has been
passed on Margaret Thatcher’s time as Education Secretary in the Heath
Government of 1970-74, this has usually related to her decisions to
abandon free school milk and to shut down large numbers of grammar
schools. What has been omitted is that Mrs Thatcher saved the Open
University. </i></div>
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<i>When Heath was elected Prime Minister in 1970, Ian
Macleod, his Chancellor, was keen to rid the country of what he took to
be Wilsonian financial albatrosses. Of all the decisions passed by his
government, none was more associated with Harold Wilson than the Open
University, and Macleod was keen to do away with it before it came into
being, as were other Conservatives, who saw it as a further extension of
state provision. </i></div>
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<i>As a junior member of the Cabinet, ambitious
and from the right, Thatcher might have been thought likely to support
such a view. But after consultation, principally with the Open
University’s first Vice-Chancellor, Walter Perry, she was persuaded that
it was in fact an inexpensive and effective way of extending
opportunity and creating new graduates. Much to Macleod’s chagrin, and
with minimal support from her own department, she decided to move
forward with the Open University. </i></div>
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<i>John Campbell, in his
much-acclaimed two-volume biography of Margaret Thatcher, argues that
this was “her most remarkable feat” as Education Secretary, and that
while Harold Wilson and Jennie Lee are usually credited with the
conception of the OU “Margaret Thatcher deserves equal credit for
single-handedly allowing it to be born when her senior colleagues were
intent upon aborting it.” </i></div>
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<i>Dr James Carleton Paget</i></div>
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<i>Fellow and Tutor </i></div>
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<i>Peterhouse, Cambridge</i></div>
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Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-69701191619994907522013-04-19T14:33:00.000+01:002013-04-19T14:33:03.584+01:00Disaster Strikes Backyard!<div style="text-align: justify;">
When El Prez's mother had this place rebuilt in the early Eighties, the old cess pit in the backyard which had been there since time immemorial was filled in and concreted over. Unfortunately for us, however, the material with which it was filled has since dried out causing subsidence under the concrete and leaving a cavity. The backyard is where we park our estimable Nissan March automobile and it's weight caused the concrete to collapse under the car's rear wheel. So, with some caution, we removed the car and had to engage some local artisans in filling in t'hole and concreting it all over again. As it happens, El Prez's cousin's son-in-law Dimitris is in this line of business so he got the job and, things being a tad slack in the construction biz, the job was started next day. Dimitris brought along Ahmed, a Turkish Cypriot from Famagusta, plus a couple of other hefty lads and it was all done in a flash. 1,350 euros all in!</div>
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We were most entertained when the wretched dog from downstairs spotted another dog and raced out yelping at it, only to land in the wet concrete.</div>
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Well, here we are, members of the Xorg Collective, on a fact-finding tour examining the economic gloom in Cyprus. Everyone remains restricted to withdrawing a maximum of 300 euros per day, and those fortunate enough to have more than 100,000 euros in the bank can't get at it and aren't quite sure whether they will ever be able to and if so, how much of it will be left. The Laiki bank, which is to be closed, can't advise yet on how accounts will be transferred to the Bank of Cyprus, and most traders are only accepting cash. The big supermarkets and international petrol companies, however, still take credit cards. So there's a generalised air of uncertainty, added to a feeling of despondency and not a little anger that the Government and the banks have got them into this mess.There's empty property everywhere and overall unemployment stands at 25%.</div>
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El Presidente's cousin's husband Luka retired last year and invested his retirement lump sum in a bond with the Cooperative Bank but this has been frozen, and he has no idea whether he'll get it back. Cousin Spyro, the carpenter, has had no work for six months and now finds that he is not eligible for welfare; he was self-employed and benefits are not being paid to the self-employed. Mixalakhi, El Prez's first cousin once removed's brother in law, has been laid off and has been told no benefits are being paid for the first two months of unemployment. Aki, who rents the shop on the ground floor here, complains that he's going broke and can't get at his money in the bank, so he's refusing to pay his rent - now three months in arrears. Mr Dikaios, the esteemed architect, tells us he has no work at all and that he has had to lay off his long-serving assistant. He too can't access his savings so he's wondering how he's going to pay for his kids' college education.</div>
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We're doing our bit to revitalise the economy, though, having shelled out 1,350 euros on fixing the hole in the backyard, 60 euros on clearing the drains, and reducing by 8.5% the rent that The Old Foghorn downstairs pays (i.e. she now gets 12 months for the price of 11).</div>
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There is a glimpse of optimism for the future, however, as there are reserves of natural gas in Cyprus' offshore waters and once exploitation gets going, jobs and tax revenues should materialise. But this is four or five years away and the current desperation of the Cyprus government makes it vulnerable to being ripped off by the multi-nationals.</div>
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And meanwhile, it's raining today!</div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-69857355278719172232013-04-18T16:18:00.000+01:002013-04-18T16:18:15.338+01:00Drains!<div style="text-align: justify;">
Here we are in the Isle of Aphrodite and, once again, the drains are blocked. Ho hum. The current theory is that the powdered detergent used in the washing machine and dishwasher combines with fats in the water, creating a big lump of yukkiness. Mixalakhi the plumber came to our rescue for the small consideration of 60 euros and unblocked 'em. Liquid detergent from now on!</div>
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Being somewhat of a bolshy individual and ever concerned with the proper use of taxpayers' money, I have written to my MP (who is a Tory and a junior Minister) about wossername's funeral. If you too are wondering where all the money went you may wish to do likewise:</div>
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<i>I see that the late Margaret Thatcher is to be accorded what
amounts to a State funeral. As a member of the Government you will (or should)
have been involved in the decision to do so and I would be grateful if you
could let me know the reasons for coming to this decision.</i></div>
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<i>Please could also let me know the cost to the public purse
of the funeral. Reports in the Press have put this as high as £10 million - is
this correct? I would be grateful for an itemised list of expenditure,
detailing things such as Police, transport, security and so forth. Please could
you confirm that the Thatcher Estate will at least be paying the undertaker's
and the church's fees.</i></div>
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<i>Please could you also let me know the cost to the public
purse of recalling Parliament to debate her death, and why this was considered
to be necessary.</i></div>
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<i>Thank you.</i></div>
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If I get a reply, I'll post it on t'blog. Meanwhile, here's hoping they remember to put a stake through her heart before they close the coffin lid.<br />
<br />
[Addendum: <span class="userContent">The statistics boffins at <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2013/apr/16/margaret-thatcher-funeral-10-million">The Guardian</a> have
calculated <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AonYZs4MzlZbdEp0NUhjMnZ1UEVXWlFqeFgtUWc3cWc#gid=0">the opportunity cost of Thatcher's funeral</a>. i.e. what else
could you get for £10 million. Amongst other things, you could buy 72.65
average-priced houses in Warrington (15.48 in Camden, 92.01 in
Peterborough). Or 6,079 duck houses for Peter Viggers MP.]<br /> </span> </div>
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Majesty’s Government, I was told Margaret Thatcher insisted that briefing had
to comprise no more than a single side of A4; otherwise she would not read it.
So (and also so as not to bore the pants off you chaps), I will stick to Thatcher’s
diktat in summarising my view of The Old Bat.</div>
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Thatcher set out to cause
division and to destroy consensus and she succeeded. The reaction to her death
is testament to that. She remarked that there is no such thing as society - an
indication that she did not recognise that outside her world, there were other
views that were equally valid, nor did she appreciate the interdependencies
between people and within communities. There was only her conviction that she
was right. It did not matter if three million people were employed and entire
communities had been shattered. As she saw it, there needed to be a shakedown
of the industrial sector so Sheffield’s steel-based manufacturing, for example,
had to go. She wanted to break the political power of the Unions, and
particular of the NUM, so the mines had to be closed. If there is no such thing
as society, then there’s nothing for Unions and manufacturing to be part of. Perhaps,
unconsciously or not, Thatcher saw society and the concept of consensus as
something to do with ‘Socialism’: to her, A Great Evil.</div>
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She had the blinkered view that
to control inflation the money supply must be limited and did this rather
crudely by increasing interest rates. This had the effect of causing businesses
to go bust as many often operate on an overdraft to maintain cash flow. There
certainly were inefficiencies in the economy, but these were as much due to
poor management and lack of investment as they were to Union belligerence. But
the Unions took all the blame.</div>
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Whether through incompetence or
design, Thatcher allowed the Falklands War to happen; a conflict that was
entirely avoidable. But she thrived on conflict and used the Falklands to
generate a wave of patriotism that she could exploit electorally. She consigned
hundreds to their deaths - she was the only beneficiary.</div>
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elections. Callaghan threw away his chance by delaying until May 1979; Labour shot
itself (in the Foot) in 1983; and the SDP split the vote in 1983 and 1987.</div>
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Prior to Thatcher, education and
health policies <i>inter alia</i> were arrived at by consensus and politicians would listen to
professionals. She rejected this and imposed ‘market forces’, for example, school
league tables and privatised services. Privatisation of social housing and
utilities meanwhile meant that some individuals made short term gains – but society
as a whole lost as there is now a shortage of housing and the utilities are
making vast profits whilst services have not improved.</div>
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Thatcher deregulated the
financial markets – the ‘Big Bang’ - ushering in the era of casino banking that
produced the ‘credit crunch’ and the necessity for the State to bail out the
banks. Society as a whole consequently now has to pay for the recklessness of
the Thatcherite few.</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">[See also Annexes A001 to A194: Hillsborough, Pinochet, South Africa, Zimbabwe, Section 28 homophobia, Peter Wright Spy<span style="font-size: x-small;">catcher, Censorship of Irish Republicans, </span>Free School Milk, GCHQ, Mis-spent oil revenues, P<span style="font-size: x-small;">o</span>ll Tax, Immigration, GLC, <i>and many more.</i> Further diatribes available on request.]</span></div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-27766069444408899442013-04-15T08:08:00.000+01:002013-04-15T08:09:14.537+01:00Frank Zappa: Inventionis Mater<div style="text-align: justify;">
A couple of classical dudes, Pierpaolo Romani and Andrea Pennati, calling themselves <a href="http://www.inventionismater.com/eng/index.html">The Inventionis Mater Duo</a>, have transcribed and arranged some of Frank Zappa's compositions for clarinet and guitar. They do it rather well and the arrangements highlight Zappa's cunning use of dissonance and melody. They have their own <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/inventionismater?feature=watch">YouTube</a> channel: here's a taster.</div>
<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ojY3mgmU0HE" width="420"></iframe><br />Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-70591756299323876622013-04-15T07:49:00.000+01:002013-04-15T07:49:44.120+01:00Rainer Hersch, the Ukes etc.: April Fools' Day Concert<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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El Presidente and I attended a jolly hilarious <a href="http://www.firebirdorchestra.com/concerts/april-fools-day-comedy-concert-2013/">concert</a> at the Royal Festival Hall a couple of weeks ago, which was in aid of the <a href="http://www.helpmusicians.org.uk/">Musicians' Benevolent Fund</a>, featuring the musician and comedian <a href="http://rainerhersch.com/">Rainer Hersch</a> conducting the <a href="http://www.firebirdorchestra.com/">Firebird Orchestra</a>. Special guests were <a href="http://www.ents24.com/web/artist/28555/Alistair_McGowan.html">Alastair McGown</a> and the <a href="http://www.ukuleleorchestra.com/main/home.aspx">Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain</a>. It was the Ukes' involvement that had prompted our attendance.</div>
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Well, it were a right hoot and no mistake. Also appearing were soprano <a href="http://www.lsblive.com/bio/">Lindsay Sutherland Boal</a> and pianist <a href="http://www.marcandrehamelin.com/">Marc Andre Hamelin</a>.</div>
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You might have come across Mr Hersch on Radio 4 where he has done a few series over the years; I recall one he did called 'All Classical Music Explained'. I would summarise his approach to classical music as being an affectionate mickey-take, and they were so many laughs it's difficult to know where to start...but, for example, Ms Boal performed 'The Laughing Song' from <i>Die Fledermaus</i> in German while a translation into English was projected onto a screen behind. The translation was, of course, all wrong and totally hilarious. She went on to perform the third verse, after first finding a bottle of champagne, by gargling the tune. How she did that without cracking up and choking, I don't know. We were in stitches.</div>
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Mr Hamelin performed 'The Colonel Bogey March' arranged as a Beethoven piano sonata - what a hoot. He strung it out, pretty much like Beethoven tends to, with several false endings and dramatic contrasts. Fabuloso!</div>
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Prior to the interval, Mr Hersch invited the audience to text in
suggestions for styles in which to perform Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' from
his Ninth Symphony. Thus we got to hear Old Ludwig's tune in reggae,
Country & Western, ragtime, and combined with the riff from 'Smoke
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Alastair McGowan did a stand up routine, incorporating some of his voice impressions including David Beckham. He also performed a rewritten version of <i>The Mikado</i>, which he contrived to rhyme with shopping with Ocado. McGowan also took the part of the narrator for a bowdlerised version <i>Peter and The Wolf</i>, which featured The Ukes. The main joke here was that the Ukes, rather than the different orchestral instruments, played all of the animals' parts. They also did a solo spot, playing the 'Theme from Shaft', and George did his Donald Duck impersonation. The Ukes were a little subdued but I guess they are not used to playing with an orchestra.</div>
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Any road up it were fandabbydozey and if Mr Hersch and Co do it again next year, buy tickets!</div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-16678552168904810502013-04-14T13:30:00.000+01:002013-04-14T13:30:55.482+01:00South Bank Real Food<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sited at The Royal Festival Hall on the south bank of the Thames, the <a href="http://www.realfoodfestival.co.uk/markets/real-food-market-at-southbank-centre">Real Food Market</a> provides an impressive selection of interesting and tasty grub - and reasonably priced too (for London). It is difficult to know what to go for but El Presidente and I eventually opted for lobster and chips from Whitstable, and Polish sausage in a bun with pickle and salad, plus Ethiopian coffee. Spiffing.</div>
Xorghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02783693172582576411noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4557443418817831241.post-25682955687066080982013-03-20T22:50:00.001+00:002013-03-20T22:50:51.992+00:00National Theatre: 'This House'<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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An excursion to the <a href="http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/shows/this-house">National Theatre</a> to see their production of 'This House' written by James Graham. The play concerns the shenanigans that took place during the UK Parliament between February 1974 and May 1979. Older readers may recall that Labour led a minority government followed by a majority of only three, and consequently had to make various deals in order to get its legislation passed. Eventually, they lost a vote of confidence and Thatcher won the subsequent General Election.</div>
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The play's central protagonists are the rival Whips and the action takes place in their offices, against a background of the House of Commons. A bit of clever staging is to seat some of the audience on stage as if they were the two sides of the House of Commons chamber. The script is very acutely observed, providing some hilarious caricatures of the politicians of the time, the Whips being portrayed sympathetically whilst the MPs they manipulate are the clowns and the butt of most of the jokes. There is a fair amount of world class cursing and insults, delivered in character, some of the best coming from a Tory MP referred to as 'The Colonel'. Meanwhile, a serious point is made about the absurdity of many aspects of the UK Parliamentary system and its procedures, and the harsh reality of political life.</div>
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Recommended!</div>
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